You too shall end up like this...
THE STRANGE
CASE OF
The Gargantuan
Grapefruit Gargoyle
Hello friend,
I see you’ve happened upon Volume. 2 of, "The Strange Case Series".
Concealed within the pages of this book, you shall find, for your pleasure & discretion, our ingenious, Gargantuan Grapefruit Gargoyle CBD Vaping Apparatus.
This masterfully custom fashioned device came from my comrades of the 5th planet Jupiter, and contains my very own golden oil siphoned from New World Tennessean hemp with notes of tart, citrus grapefruit.
At last we’ve concocted something refreshing & light to curb your ravenous tendencies and have you claiming “Orf chump” rather quickly.
Enjoy responsibly old friend,
Dr. Henry Jekyll
The Gargantuan Grapefruit Gargoyle
Alas I sit here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Shall the clouds dismantle and the earth rupture to reveal the final crusade? Which side shall I take?
For centuries I have guarded the very sanctity of this place yet I have been condemned in rose quartz, left high above La Dame de Fer. Years of neglect have left my shell ashen and cold.
A gargantuan grotesque perched to remind miscreants ‘You too shall end up like this if you do not kneel to Our Lady.’ Woe is me who can’t justify him or his fallen angel.
Yet I have made up my mind about this quandary. I shall sacrifice myself for him… as this is his world.
Efficacious Formulation
